HEY MAMA YAHHH

HOLY FUCK america i just ate like 4 cheese steaks in the past 24 hours, then took like 12 bong rips, then fucking partied righteously in your face, and then to top it off went mountain biking on fucking mountains like i hadn't been fucking shwasted only hours earlier. Mostly i blame my friend greg spatzles for these transgressions, but fuck it felt so real. like the real thing. if i was any more hard i'd be this guy.